My Bucket List

So as I was studying for my stats test, I had an idea... I would make a bucket list!  So here is what I want to do before I am dead... 

• Dumpster Diving
• Raising a chicken from an egg
• Smash Pumpkins
• Grow a pineapple plant
• Dress up as Cindy Lou Whoo and sing Where Are You Christmas
• Give Amy a piece of cake
• WHEN I HAVE NO KIDS-->Get a babysitter, tell them the child is upstairs asleep and should not be disturbed, leave, come back and ask where my kid is.....
• Cuddle with Amy without having her scream
• Learn to juggle
• Have a mental breakdown in the testing center
• Become a motivational speaker (hahahahahaha)
• Fulfill my reoccurring dream (Amy next door neighbor)
• Spread the Laura Theorem to all my students (2 + 2 = 4)
• Shake hands with the prophet :)
• Drive cross country with someone fun!
• Go to Disney Land every year for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!  (Disney World is an acceptable replacement)
• Go to Harry Potter land
• Teach
• Eat sand
• Eat five saltine crackers without drinking anything in under 1 minute
• Go with someone and dress up like Santa and Mrs. Clause and carol/bring presents too :)
• Build an epic sand castle
• Go to a Jewish synagogue
• Get married in the temple and have a family forever! :)
• Go to Holland and bring back a tulip
• Frolic in tulip fields
• Build an AWESOME snow fort and have an epic snowball fight even though its illegal in Provo (this must be done in Provo)
• Break the law (see above)
• Travel to New York and be a lame tourist (must wear an “I <3 NY” t-shirt
• Find Jeffery’s long lost brother (thanks Steve)
• Go to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade
• Leave a Christmas tree up for an entire year
• Create a tacky ornament Christmas tree
• Go horseback riding
• Go skiing
• Donate to Locks for Love (eventually)
• Plant a tree and name it after someone I <3
• Plant a tree, name it after the inventor of stats, and chop it down with vengeance then burn it… yeah, I’m not resentful :P
• Get a beard card
• Go hand out free balloons during finals week outside the testing center
• Sing outside the testing center
• See lights at temple square
• Hypnotize people
• Dance in the rain :)
• Swim with dolphins
• Participate in a parade
• Visit a Renaissance fair
• Ride a unicycle
• Perform as a street musician with Amy
• Ride in a hot air balloon
• Parasail
• Slap Katelyn in the face  (just for you girl)
• Milk a cow
• Dance like a fool in a very public place singing the pokemon song at the top of my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!
• Go to Britain and take pictures in a telephone booth (preferable red)
• While in Britain, ride a double decker bus
• Go spend like two days in the San Francisco Zoo
• Go to the circus (again)
• Buy and play with a favorite toy from childhood--probably a "Easy Bake Oven"
• Spontaneously break out into a choreographed dance in Central Park
• Learn how to solve a rubix cube (without peeling the stickers off)
• attend Black Friday forevers!!!
• Eat at iHop at 2 in the morning
• Reverse pick pocket someone with five bucks! :)
• Visit every US states-like stop and look around, not just drive/fly through
• Cook a turkey that’s not half raw
• Serve at a soup kitchen
• Sleep under the stars
• Watch my kids on Christmas morning
• Be stuck in a elevator
• Keep fish that stay alive for more than 10 days
• Dress up as Ninjas and ambush people 
• Throw stuff from the top of the jfsb or swkt 
• Ride the swkt elevator for like 20 minutes facing the wall and see what happens....
• Become a pokemon trainer
• Shoot a gun
• Ride a train across state borders :)
• Ride a donkey in the grand canyon
• Attend all the different temples that I can
• Not fail stats/burn stats book when finished with the class
• Make a time capsule and bury it (to dig it up later)
• Call my Congressmen over something stupid
• Change my name
• Mow a shag carpet with a lawn mower
• Let a salesmen talk me into something I don't need
• Read the Old Testament (this one might take a while)
• Become a life coach
• Create an awesome youtube video
• Write a book and sell it on amazon
• Play hide & seek in walmart
• Break a world recordàdodgeball
• Hand out caramel onions in the fall
• Become a vantrilliquous
• Shoot people outside my window with a marshmallow gun from inside my couch fort
• Receive a damehood from a queen
• Go see Wicked in New York :)
• Go tour Las Vegas hotels (in the mornings when all the crazies are gone)
• Go to a baseball game
• Take a picture with Cosmo
• Try green eggs and ham
• Eat a hot dog from a street vendor (and hope I don’t die)
• Eat at the undersea restaurant in Ithaa
• Set off fireworks
• Light a match (yeah, they scare me so I never have… sad right?)
• Get my palms read
• Become rich, get a job, and see how annoying I can be before they fire me
• Hand out money to random strangers
• Pay for someone randomly without their knowing
• Jump into a pool fully clothed
• Sit on a jury
• Have an epic pillow fight lasting at minimum one hour
• Have a light saber fight in the middle of the quad dressed up as Shakespearean characters and yelling random lines from a play he wrote
• Say to someone (in context)… “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a darn”
• Chase an ambulance
• Collect 100 snow globes and then give them away
• Make a quilt
• Become a grape juice connoisseur
• Go cheese tasting
• Buy all my Christmas presents before Halloween
• Have a child on July 31 and name him Harry (hahaha… jk… mostly… maybe a middle name)
• Actually read one of my textbooks I waste money on all the way through...
• Have a pen pal (preferably from a different country)
• Swim in 3 oceans
• See a pyramid
• Hug someone until I fall over (both of us)
• Spin a globe around, buy a ticket, and go there
• Pretend to speak a random language and not understand people at a restaurant
• Invent a language
• Have a mock argument with someone in a super public place and see if anyone says anything
• Send messages in morris code
• Sacrifice a gingerbread house to the candy gods
• Build a snowman (carrots included)
• Pay cash for a car
• Go on a couples mission
• Use a baby name generator to name my child (maybe a middle name)
• Die in a really cool way… and make it into the Darwin award